Radar, Madam. Radar.

Seven Alternatives To The Early Warning EW-5015:

01. Build your own for a fraction of the cost (if you know anything about Dual Conversion Superheterodyne receivers and happen to have the necessary components around the house)

02. As soon as you encounter a speed trap, switch into Cloak Mode. Take first available exit for the Batcave.

03. Maybe a fake moustache would help?

04. “I’m sorry, officer, it’s just that I’m only a few minutes from home and I really, really, really badly have to—uh-oh.” Urinate in driver’s seat.

05. Keep on forkin’ over huge sums of your hard-earned scratch to the MAN, man.

06. Straighten curves, flatten hills, escape by jumping the washed-out bridge over Whiskey Crick. Any attempt to follow you will leave the deputy’s car harmlessly but comically suspended in a tree.

07. Slow down (so crazy it just might work).

Warranty: One year

Features:

• Detection of All Current Radar and Laser Guns
• 360 degree Laser Protection
• Instant On or Pulsed Radar Detection
• Undetectable by VG-2 and Spectre/VG-2 Alert
• Safety Alert System - alerts you to road hazards, emergency vehicles, railroad crossings and mor
• Rotary Volume Control
• High resolution color LED display with 11 indicators
• Digital Voice Alert system
• Anti-Falsing Circuitry
• City/Highway Mode Selection
• Auto Mute Mode
• 3 Step Display Brightness Selection
• Tutorial Mode Selection
• VG-2 On/Off

Radar Specifications:

• Receiver Type: Dual Conversion Super-heterodyne
• Antenna Type: Linear Polarized, Self Contained Antenna
• Detector Type: Scanning Frequency Discriminator
• Frequency of Operation: 10.525GHz plus/minus 50MHz(X-Band)
• Frequency of Operation: 24.150GHz plus/minus 100MHz(K-Band)
• Frequency of Operation: 34.700GHz plus/minus 1,300MHz (Ka Super wide-band)

Laser Specifications:

• Receiver Type: Pulsed Laser Signal Receiver
• Detector Type: Digital Signal Processor; Pulse Width Discriminator
• Opto Sensor: Dual Convex Condenser Lens
• Spectral Response: 800-1,100nm

General:

• Temperature Range: -4 to 158 degrees F (-20 to 70 degrees C)
• Power requirements: 12-16VDC, 310mA (Negative Ground)
• Weight: 4.7 Ounces
• Dimensions: 1.3” (H) X 2.7” (W) X 4.4” (D)

In the box:

• Radar Detector
• DC Coil Power Cable
• Windshield Mount with Dual Suction Cup
• 1” X 1 1/2” Strip of Velcro for Dash Mount
• Extra 2 Amp Fuse
• Owner’s Manual

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